icychaoss:

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

(via frozen-grapes)

ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

(via 314eater)

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

(via 314eater)

wethinkwedream:

better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming

(via 314eater)

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

image

(via pizza)

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(via pizza)

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

(via pizza)