bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

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i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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tea-and-tumblr:

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"

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jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

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queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

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